1) if u sLeep with ur GirLfriend on 14 Feb (Valentine's Day), she will give you good news on 8 Mar (Mother's Day), u'll have a chiLd on 14 Nov (ChiLdren's D
ay), but don't try this on every GirLfriend otherwise u'LL have Bad News on 1 Dec (Aids Day).
2) Thamarashery college..
Annu njamlu 3rd yrinu padikana kalam..
Njamakanengi 18 suply.
Kadukumani vithyasathil 1 subjct onnu angoto ingoto thota mathi njam
l year out. Vitilla...!
Insha alla
Padachone ingalu katholeee..nnu parnj thundu vech xm eyuthi.
Result vannapo 18 visayathilum njamlu pass.
Appo thanne u
niversty njamle vilichoru award thann.
Vice Chanceler njammle porath thateetu parayaa..
"pahaya vallatha budhiya anaku"
3) Tintumon cycle shopanenu karuthi oru maraige beauroil kayari
Owner: Aarka mone?
Tintu: Enika,Vacationu boradi Maatana.. School thurakumbo achan upayogicholum.
4) Once a Girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl : One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What? Girl : That boy was walking very slow
5) Aduthulla puzhayil head master mungunathu kanda Tintumon
.
.
Sookshichu nokiyittu alarikond odi....
Nale schooooolillee.
6) l)('',)____//\_
]""""""""""""[
Ayyo urangiyo? Onnu enitte
..... ('.')
?) _/)'(\_
]"""< <"""[
Nalla kutti,Ini kidanno gdni8.......
7) Small frndship poem;
Dear O Dear,
U R Not Near,
But I Can Hear,
Dont Get Fear,
ur Memories Here,
Live With Cheer,
No More Tear,
u r always my Dear.
8) Wen WE MISS sum 1,we feel like sharing a lot? But wen we see thm aftr manydays , we can only smile at thm. N Dat smile includes all our feelings...! Gd ni8
9) Brilliant Answers from wich student got 0% :-
Que-In wich battle did Tipu Sultan die?
Ans-His last battle!
Q-Hw do u stop acid indigestion?
A-Stop drinki
ng acid!
Q-Whr ws d declaration of independence signed?
A-At d bottom of d page!
Q-What's d main reason 4 Divorce?
A-Marriage!
Q: Ganga flows in wich sta
te?
A:Liquid state!
Q:Whn ws Mahatma Gandhi born?
A: on his b'day!
Q: Hw wil u distribute 8 mangoes amongst 6 people?
A:by preparing mango juice..;-)
10)Månjin Kulirullå e Rååthriyil Måyåkkåthinte Chiråkileri Swåpnålokåthekk Påråkkumpol Minnimåråyunnå Nåkshåthrångålodoppåm ninakay Nerunnu ...$UßhARåThRI...
ay), but don't try this on every GirLfriend otherwise u'LL have Bad News on 1 Dec (Aids Day).
2) Thamarashery college..
Annu njamlu 3rd yrinu padikana kalam..
Njamakanengi 18 suply.
Kadukumani vithyasathil 1 subjct onnu angoto ingoto thota mathi njam
l year out. Vitilla...!
Insha alla
Padachone ingalu katholeee..nnu parnj thundu vech xm eyuthi.
Result vannapo 18 visayathilum njamlu pass.
Appo thanne u
niversty njamle vilichoru award thann.
Vice Chanceler njammle porath thateetu parayaa..
"pahaya vallatha budhiya anaku"
3) Tintumon cycle shopanenu karuthi oru maraige beauroil kayari
Owner: Aarka mone?
Tintu: Enika,Vacationu boradi Maatana.. School thurakumbo achan upayogicholum.
4) Once a Girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl : One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What? Girl : That boy was walking very slow
5) Aduthulla puzhayil head master mungunathu kanda Tintumon
.
.
Sookshichu nokiyittu alarikond odi....
Nale schooooolillee.
6) l)('',)____//\_
]""""""""""""[
Ayyo urangiyo? Onnu enitte
..... ('.')
?) _/)'(\_
]"""< <"""[
Nalla kutti,Ini kidanno gdni8.......
7) Small frndship poem;
Dear O Dear,
U R Not Near,
But I Can Hear,
Dont Get Fear,
ur Memories Here,
Live With Cheer,
No More Tear,
u r always my Dear.
8) Wen WE MISS sum 1,we feel like sharing a lot? But wen we see thm aftr manydays , we can only smile at thm. N Dat smile includes all our feelings...! Gd ni8
9) Brilliant Answers from wich student got 0% :-
Que-In wich battle did Tipu Sultan die?
Ans-His last battle!
Q-Hw do u stop acid indigestion?
A-Stop drinki
ng acid!
Q-Whr ws d declaration of independence signed?
A-At d bottom of d page!
Q-What's d main reason 4 Divorce?
A-Marriage!
Q: Ganga flows in wich sta
te?
A:Liquid state!
Q:Whn ws Mahatma Gandhi born?
A: on his b'day!
Q: Hw wil u distribute 8 mangoes amongst 6 people?
A:by preparing mango juice..;-)
10)Månjin Kulirullå e Rååthriyil Måyåkkåthinte Chiråkileri Swåpnålokåthekk Påråkkumpol Minnimåråyunnå Nåkshåthrångålodoppåm ninakay Nerunnu ...$UßhARåThRI...
